By John W. Lillpop
Who would have imagined that Barack Obama, America’s Nobel Peace Prize winner and world-renown peace monger, would turn out to be a brutal killer of bad eggs?
After all, until recently Obama insisted that blabbing with our enemies, AKA, diplomacy, would eliminate the need for dumb wars and violent killings.
Yet in the most dramatic transformation of his persona to date, The One seems to have gone from Talker-in-Chief to Terminator of Bad Eggs While Leading from Behind.
Which proves just how devastating approval ratings in the 30s can be to a fallen messiah figure facing reelection!
The president’s new image started with the messy removal of Osama bin Laden back on May 1 when Navy Seals invaded bin Laden’s ‘luxury’ digs in Pakistan and proceeded to teach the 6’11” freak a vital lesson about Jihad, American style.
The president’s newly minted, “Don’t Mess With Obama!” toughness continued when the Terminator ordered what was left of UBL to be dumped into the sea, without last rites or a proper Christian burial.
Even more shockingly, Obama apparently ordered Navy Seals to send bin Laden to the tender-loving-care of 72 virgins without first reading the brutal killer his Miranda Rights, a real no-no to people like Erick Holder, Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich.
Then just a couple of weeks ago, Obama added another notch to his holster by ordering predator drones to free the world of one Anwar al-Awlaki, Al-Queada Chief and American citizen, which is more than can be stated with certitude about BHO himself.
With all the modesty one would expect from a seriously flawed narcissist, Obama hailed the demise of Anwar al-Awlaki as yet another reason why he (Obama) should be reelected.
Surprisingly, Obama failed to mention that the policies and technology which bagged bin Laden and Anwar al-Awlaki were ‘inherited’ from W.
He did, however, crow with pride that ridding the world of another terrorist was a significant victory for progressive values; albeit, blemished, ever so slightly, by the on-going ‘Fast and Furious Scandal’ in which he may be complicit in the death of a US border patrol agent.
Obama’s winning streak continued on Thursday when Muammar Qaddafi was sent to Allah in a bloody state of disrepair and certainly in no shape to take on 72 virgins!
After several hours of coaxing by the mainstream media and members of his administration, Obama finally shed his cloak of modesty in order to claim credit for the Qaddafi death.
So, what’s next for America’s Nobel Peace Prize winner turned Terminator?
White House insiders, speaking on strict conditions of anonymity, revealed that the President is looking for a run of good news that does NOT involve a bloody corpse!
Good luck with THAT, BHO!